346 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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There are 3 types of people in this world…
Those that are good at Math and those that are not.
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!
When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww…
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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What do you call someone with 6 eyes, 2 mouths and 3 ears?
Ugly!
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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What is blue and not heavy at all?
Light blue!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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