398 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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I often tell Dad jokes.
Sometimes, he even laughs!
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Why are dogs bad at dancing?
They have two left feet!
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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Where do you find the most fish?
Between the head and the tail!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: it's either her, or my addiction to sweets…
The decision was a piece of cake!
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants!
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What’s a dog’s favorite band?
Styx!
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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Don't make the same mistakes twice.
Say NO to reincarnation!
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I quit my job after what the boss said to me.
What did he say? Youre fired!
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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Doctor, Doctor, I'm shrinking!
I'm sorry sir, you'll have to be a little patient.
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
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