346 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name!
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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I quit my job after what the boss said to me.
What did he say? Youre fired!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
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One day the Canadians will take over the world…
Then you'll all be sorry!
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How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call them, they ain't coming!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
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