398 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
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Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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Who's the king of the classroom?
The Ruler!
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?" The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"
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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
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How many ears does Spock have?
3. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is!"
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