394 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bale!
1961 votes · ·
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
785 votes · ·
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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*
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What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
Twerkey!
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Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
3046 votes · ·
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
641 votes · ·
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What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee!
1891 votes · ·
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
2014 votes · ·
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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
729 votes · ·
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
3084 votes · ·
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How does Harry Potter go down the hill?
Walking. JK, rolling!
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You check for fresh prince!
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