346 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
617 votes · ·
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Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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Everyone asks where's Waldo…
Nobody ever asks *how's* Waldo.
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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