256 of The Best Dad Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?
It was a Wookiee mistake!
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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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