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Knock knock.
Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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