256 of The Best Dad Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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What did the shoes say to the pants?
SUP, BRITCHES!
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
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Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
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Who's the king of the classroom?
The Ruler!
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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