280 Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
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Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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What is the difference between three and two?
One!
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
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