258 Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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What is the difference between three and two?
One!
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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What do hillbillies drink out of?
Hiccups!
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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