207 Dad Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football?
Because it's a contact sport!
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Do your socks have holes in them?
No. Then how'd you get your feet in them?
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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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