207 Dad Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hatch.Hatch who?
Gesundheit!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Moustache.Moustache who?
I moustache you something, but I'll shave it for later.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Voodoo.Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Ho-ho.Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could really use some work.
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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Why is it hard to date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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Doctor, Doctor, I'm shrinking!
I'm sorry sir, you'll have to be a little patient.
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Why are pediatricians always angry?
They have little patients!
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