179 Q&A Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.
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What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?
You let that sink in.
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
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How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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What did one hat say to another?
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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