197 Q&A Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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I broke my arm in two places, you know what the doctor said?
Stay out of those places!
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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How do snails fight?
They slug it out!
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
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Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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What did the shoes say to the pants?
SUP, BRITCHES!
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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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