197 Q&A Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee!
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
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Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
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Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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