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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?
It was a Wookiee mistake!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Pull down your pants and show him your nuts!
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What do you call a camel in a drought?
A dry humper!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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What’s the award for being the best dentist?
A little plaque!
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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