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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?
Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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What's so special about bullets?
They're the only things that do their job after they're fired!
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How does Harry Potter go down the hill?
Walking. JK, rolling!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9!
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
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