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What's so special about bullets?
They're the only things that do their job after they're fired!
691 votes · ·
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How does Harry Potter go down the hill?
Walking. JK, rolling!
739 votes · ·
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9!
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
641 votes · ·
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
784 votes · ·
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
576 votes · ·
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How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleTON!
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Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
617 votes · ·
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)
1357 votes · ·
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Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
1170 votes · ·
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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