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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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How do snails fight?
They slug it out!
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What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
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What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. The Extra Testicle!
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What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
Twerkey!
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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How do you catch a bra?
With a booby trap!
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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
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How many ears does Spock have?
3. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? I'm a pile up. I'm a pile up who? ...💩
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