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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? I'm a pile up. I'm a pile up who? ...💩
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No *you're* a poo!
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram!
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile!
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I miss my umbilical cord.
I grew attached to it.
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
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