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Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting zoo!
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How does Harry Potter go down the hill?
Walking. JK, rolling!
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What's so special about bullets?
They're the only things that do their job after they're fired!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9!
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleTON!
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Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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