358 Groan-Worthy, Pun-Packed and Painfully Funny Jokes

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  The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.

  It was tense!

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  Knock knock.

  Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No *you're* a poo!

  2481 votes · Copy ·

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  Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

  Because they are so good at it!

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  Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

  He PASTA away!

  1894 votes · Copy ·

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  What happens when you witness a ship wreck?

  You let it sink in.

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  Wanna hear a joke about paper?

  Never mind— it's tearable!

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  What do hillbillies drink out of?

  Hiccups!

  2652 votes · Copy ·

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  I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.

  She gave me carbs!

  2003 votes · Copy ·

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  Why did the tomato blush?

  Because it saw the salad dressing!

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  What kind of car does an egg drive?

  A Yolkswagen!

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  Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

  Fo Drizzle

  2131 votes · Copy ·

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  What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

  Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

  1808 votes · Copy ·

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  What did the wall say to the ceiling?

  I'll meet you at the corner.

  2099 votes · Copy ·

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  There are 3 types of people in this world…

  Those that are good at Math and those that are not.

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  Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?

  Because he doesn't want to be spotted!

  2906 votes · Copy ·