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What kind of frog is part Polish?
A tadpole!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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What’s a dog’s favorite band?
Styx!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dic-tater!
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
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What do you call karate for amputees?
Partial arts.
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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What do you call someone who only read 12.5% of the Bible?
An eightheist.
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
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Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
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