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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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What do an anesthesiologist and an Italian mother have in common?
The first question out of their mouth is always "How long has it been since you ate?"
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What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Pull down your pants and show him your nuts!
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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller!
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam.
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What do you call a plane full of bald people?
Receding Airlines.
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleTON!
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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I'm not saying that cosmetic surgery cured my depression…
But it definitely put a smile on my face.
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