Good Bad Jokes — The Funniest Bad Jokes, Curated by Real Humans

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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I might have an open casket funeral…
Remains to be seen.
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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
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A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him: "You need to stop masturbating."
"Why?" the man asks. The doctor replies: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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What's Helen Keller's favourite colour?
Velcro.
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?
I can't breathe!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
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What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
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