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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants!
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I swallowed a bunch of synonyms today.
I got thesaurus throat I've ever had!
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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How do snails fight?
They slug it out!
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Yes. How did you manage to get his little legs open?
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off.
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
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