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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEE🎶
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I sold my vacuum the other day…
all it was doing was collecting dust!
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!
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How does the solar system hold up its pants?
With an asteroid belt.
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Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Pull down your pants and show him your nuts!
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What do an anesthesiologist and an Italian mother have in common?
The first question out of their mouth is always "How long has it been since you ate?"
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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Why is the Easter Bunny a great brewer?
Because he knows a lot about hops.
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What do you call a dancing chicken?
Poultry in motion!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9!
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