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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEE🎶
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Don't make the same mistakes twice.
Say NO to reincarnation!
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
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Why is it hard to date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. The Extra Testicle!
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Panther.Panther who?
Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming!
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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