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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
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Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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I miss my umbilical cord.
I grew attached to it.
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What's colourful and smart?
A brainbow!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Olivia Rodrigo.Olivia Rodrigo who?
OK, boomer.
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What do you call a cop in bed?
A pig in a blanket!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
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What's Helen Keller's favourite colour?
Velcro.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it's not coming.
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Right where you left it!
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What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!
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