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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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Where do you find the most fish?
Between the head and the tail!
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What's so special about bullets?
They're the only things that do their job after they're fired!
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
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Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Right where you left it!
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
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Why are dogs bad at dancing?
They have two left feet!
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What is blue and not heavy at all?
Light blue!
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How does a polygamist hippie count his wives?
1 Mrs. Hippie. 2 Mrs. Hippie. 3 Mrs. Hippie…
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally!
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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