358 Groan-Worthy, Pun-Packed and Painfully Funny Jokes

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  How do lawyers say goodbye?

  We'll be suing ya!

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  Why should you never eat a clock?

  It’s too time consuming!

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  Did you hear about the circus fire?

  It was intense!

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  Two cows are standing in a field.

  One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.

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  What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

  Roberto

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  I quit my job after what the boss said to me.

  What did he say? Youre fired!

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  What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?

  A small medium at large!

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  What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?

  I don't wanna be Obama-self!

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  What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

  Christoper Walken

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  What do you call a fish with two knees?

  A tunee fish!

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  What has three balls and flies through space?

  E.T. The Extra Testicle!

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  What kind of key can't open doors?

  A turkey!

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  Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

  Because they would steal all the boos!

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  What is a duck's favourite drug?

  Quack!

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  Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?

  The Old Volks home!

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