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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
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Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
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Why was three afraid of two?
Because he killed every one!
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Why don't mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?
Because they know it's just another irrational fear!
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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A Mobius strip sits down at a bar, looking miserable. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
And the Mobius strip says, "Where do I start?"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb must change from within.
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Why are dogs bad at dancing?
They have two left feet!
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What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
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What did the Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?
We are both Lawyers.
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What's more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee!
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
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