Good Bad Jokes — The Funniest Bad Jokes, Curated by Real Humans

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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!
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Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?
He wet his plants!
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Why did princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting petting zoo!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they were married?
Feyoncé!
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