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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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A woman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "what'll it be?" to which she replies, "I'll have a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
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My grandad has the heart of a lion…
…and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit the idiot. ..... Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken!
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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Pull down your pants and show him your nuts!
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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What do you call a plane full of bald people?
Receding Airlines.
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I was walking my dog through a graveyard this morning and waved at the groundskeeper. "Morning!" he called.
"No mate", I replied. "Just walking the dog."
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How has the price of opinions remained $0.02 over the years even after inflation?
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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How does the moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it.
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