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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
Twerkey!
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How do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.
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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
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What do you call a computer that sings?
Adell!
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An inebriated dwarf stumbles into a bar.
Dwarf: Hey, barkeep, a pint of beer pease. Bartender: Sorry mate, I cant serve you. Dwarf: Why not? Bartender: Because you're a little drunk!
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Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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