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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
3466 votes · ·
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call them, they ain't coming!
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What is a duck's favourite drug?
Quack!
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dic-tater!
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
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What do we want?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWwwwwww…
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Doctor: “Sir, your test results show that your DNA is backwards.”
Patient: “AND?!”
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