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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool!
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What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?
A branch manager!
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A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
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Do your socks have holes in them?
No. Then how'd you get your feet in them?
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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?
His korea is over!
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A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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Why does a dog lick his nuts?
Because he can!
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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
There's one less drunk at the wake!
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What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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