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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Why was the constipated accountant fired?
He couldn't budget.
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…
Luckily only one crow showed up!
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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christoper Walken
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa!
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Doctor: “Sir, your test results show that your DNA is backwards.”
Patient: “AND?!”
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Why does a dog lick his nuts?
Because he can!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
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