Good Bad Jokes — The Funniest Bad Jokes, Curated by Real Humans

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.
The doc takes one look and he says: "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here." The guy responds: "this is just the tip of the iceberg."
1882 votes ·
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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
2004 votes ·
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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How does Harry Potter go down the hill?
Walking. JK, rolling!
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroking off!
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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