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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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How do snails fight?
They slug it out!
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What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
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What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
Twerkey!
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
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How many ears does Spock have?
3. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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