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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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What happens if you rearrange the letters of postmen?
They get very angry!
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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother...
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!
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What's rock hard and full of seamen?
A submarine!
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
A stethoscope!
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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The brain is 40% AI.
The rest is BRN.
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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller!
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Why do ghosts love elevators?
Because they lift their spirits!
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What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Opportunity.Opportunity who?
That's impossible, opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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