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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hike.Hike who?
I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry!
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
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How do you make a clown cry?
You kill his family.
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and can't feel fear.
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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