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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running from the ball!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool!
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Always trust people who like big butts.
They cannot lie.
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Helen Keller walks into a bar...
then a chair, then the wall.
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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