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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: it's either her, or my addiction to sweets…
The decision was a piece of cake!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Britney Spears.Britney Spears who?Knock knock.Who's there?Britney Spears.
Oops, I did it again!
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting zoo!
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He PASTA away!
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Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a house?
This is due to their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
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I sold my vacuum the other day…
all it was doing was collecting dust!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bale!
1961 votes · ·
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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