Good Bad Jokes — The Funniest Bad Jokes, Curated by Real Humans

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What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee!
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
3756 votes ·
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What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
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What do rappers use in their laundry?
Bleeee-otch!
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What did the Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?
We are both Lawyers.
3490 votes ·
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?
HDMI!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
2471 votes ·
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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