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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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What do you call karate for amputees?
Partial arts.
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam.
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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense!
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What do you do when your shoes get holes in them?
Reboot!
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A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
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What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"?
No? That's because it hasn't come out yet...
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