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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they're never gonna meet.
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
There's one less drunk at the wake!
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What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?
Someday my prints will come…
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home!
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's full groan!
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How many ears does Spock have?
3. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!
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What’s a dog’s favorite band?
Styx!
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