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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home!
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I broke my arm in two places, you know what the doctor said?
Stay out of those places!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool!
3687 votes · ·
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A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
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Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
3898 votes · ·
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
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What do we want?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWwwwwww…
3494 votes · ·
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
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