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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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What do you call a computer that sings?
Adell!
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What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
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What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
Mufasa!
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to be smoking!
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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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