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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram!
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I miss my umbilical cord.
I grew attached to it.
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?
Just the people who are in charge of that decision.
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How do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
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