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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
3190 votes ·
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Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!" One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"
2197 votes ·
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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones!
3070 votes ·
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
1969 votes ·
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
4426 votes ·
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
2301 votes ·
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My grandad has the heart of a lion…
…and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
2704 votes ·
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Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.
2523 votes ·
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Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
617 votes ·
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
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