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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
2009 votes · ·
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it's not coming.
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!
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How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
Nien!
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How come nobody at the king's table laughed when he farted?
Because noble gases don't cause reactions!
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What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge!
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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Why is the Easter Bunny a great brewer?
Because he knows a lot about hops.
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?
It was a Wookiee mistake!
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What's so special about bullets?
They're the only things that do their job after they're fired!
692 votes · ·
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Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense!
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So my wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but it turns out she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.
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