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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam.
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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What did the shoes say to the pants?
SUP, BRITCHES!
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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
2452 votes · ·
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I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They're so full of themselves!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman!
2704 votes · ·
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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