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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
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Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
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