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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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What did one hat say to another?
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents!
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Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"?
No? That's because it hasn't come out yet...
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
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What's the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle!
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