Good Bad Jokes — The Funniest Bad Jokes, Curated by Real Humans

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How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
2478 votes ·
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is!"
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?
Thanks for the mammaries!
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?
It was a Wookiee mistake!
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I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They're so full of themselves!
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram!
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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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