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How do you organize a party in outer space?
You planet.
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Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
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An inebriated dwarf stumbles into a bar.
Dwarf: Hey, barkeep, a pint of beer pease. Bartender: Sorry mate, I cant serve you. Dwarf: Why not? Bartender: Because you're a little drunk!
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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What do hillbillies drink out of?
Hiccups!
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Knock, knock.
Whose their?
It's your English teacher, we have a lot of work to do...
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I quit my job after what the boss said to me.
What did he say? Youre fired!
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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a job.
The bartender says "A talking dog! You should be in the circus!" The dog says "Why would a circus need a bartender?"
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
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Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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What do you call a pig who's lost his voice?
Disgruntled!
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What do you do when your shoes get holes in them?
Reboot!
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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