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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
2014 votes · ·
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What is blue and not heavy at all?
Light blue!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Jupiter. Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry up and open this door!
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What did the perverted frog say?
"Rubbit"
2066 votes · ·
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
3 votes · ·
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile!
3334 votes · ·
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch.
He picks it up and throws it across the street. A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch. The snail looks up and says, "What the fuck was *that* all about!?"
2111 votes · ·
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How does the moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it.
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
1977 votes · ·
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How do you organize a party in outer space?
You planet.
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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder.
1885 votes · ·
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Yes. How did you manage to get his little legs open?
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