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What did one hat say to another?
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
3063 votes · ·
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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
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How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!
2472 votes · ·
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Knock, knock.
Whose their?
It's your English teacher, we have a lot of work to do...
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
2736 votes · ·
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What do you call a camel in a drought?
A dry humper!
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How do you make a clown cry?
You kill his family.
3400 votes · ·
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Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
Because it's pointless.
3079 votes · ·
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
2643 votes · ·
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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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Why did the snowman have a smiley face?
Because he heard the snowblower was coming!
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