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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life!"
But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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A horse, a dog and a fish walk into a bar.
The fish suffocates.
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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What do rappers use in their laundry?
Bleeee-otch!
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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What's worse than Friday the 13th?
Monday the whatever.
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How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb must change from within.
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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