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Always trust people who like big butts.
They cannot lie.
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
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What do you call a bird with a bad cough?
A phlegmingo!
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How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?
Thanks for the mammaries!
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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
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How many ears does Spock have?
3. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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How did the frog die?
He Kermit suicide!
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