Good Bad Jokes — The Funniest Bad Jokes, Curated by Real Humans

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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder.
1884 votes ·
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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
2606 votes ·
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!
3004 votes ·
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
2730 votes ·
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
1802 votes ·
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Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.
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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*
1748 votes ·
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
2173 votes ·
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
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A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch.
He picks it up and throws it across the street. A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch. The snail looks up and says, "What the fuck was *that* all about!?"
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Why don't dinosaurs talk?
Because they're dead.
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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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