Good Bad Jokes — The Funniest Bad Jokes, Curated by Real Humans

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Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?
Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!
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Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends!
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I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…
Luckily only one crow showed up!
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
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How do you make a clown cry?
You kill his family.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You check for fresh prince!
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A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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