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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You check for fresh prince!
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it's not coming.
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How did the Scotsman find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying!
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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a job.
The bartender says "A talking dog! You should be in the circus!" The dog says "Why would a circus need a bartender?"
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running from the ball!
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I miss my umbilical cord.
I grew attached to it.
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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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