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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He PASTA away!
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Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.
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What kind of kebabs are eaten in libraries?
Shush Kebabs!
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Why did princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
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What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Irrelevant.
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Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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Why don't blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares their dogs too much.
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running from the ball!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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