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Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"?
No? That's because it hasn't come out yet...
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Why don't mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?
Because they know it's just another irrational fear!
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting zoo!
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No *you're* a poo!
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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?
Just the people who are in charge of that decision.
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
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What do you call a cop when he goes to bed?
Undercover!
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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There are 3 types of people in this world…
Those that are good at Math and those that are not.
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Ho-ho.Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could really use some work.
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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