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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
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How did the frog die?
He Kermit suicide!
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Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of dad jokes...
But they are a solid number two!
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What do you call flat Mountain Dew?
Plateau Dew!
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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Why can't you use 'beefstew' as a password?
It's not stroganoff!
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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What do you call a pig who's lost his voice?
Disgruntled!
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