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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?
It was a Wookiee mistake!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
Because it's pointless.
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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Does anyone need an ark?
I Noah guy.
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to be smoking!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Britney Spears.Britney Spears who?Knock knock.Who's there?Britney Spears.
Oops, I did it again!
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off.
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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNGGGgggg
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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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