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Knock knock.
Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
1890 votes · ·
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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
2005 votes · ·
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What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
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What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
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What's more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee!
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
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What did one hat say to another?
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
1990 votes · ·
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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