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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
Mufasa!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!
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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
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What's a Leper's favorite musical?
Footloose!
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Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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Doctor: “Sir, your test results show that your DNA is backwards.”
Patient: “AND?!”
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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What do you call fairy tales told really, really quickly?
ASAP's fables!
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