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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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How do you organize a party in outer space?
You planet.
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What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.
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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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I miss my umbilical cord.
I grew attached to it.
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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I just found out I'm colorblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple!
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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