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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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What do you call a cop when he goes to bed?
Undercover!
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Did you hear the guy who invented the wind chill factor died yesterday?
He was 87, but only felt 75.
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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My grandad has the heart of a lion…
…and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said, "No, but I've seen him play golf!"
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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What's Helen Keller's favourite colour?
Velcro.
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I bought a dog from a locksmith.
As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door!
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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?
Ian!
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hatch.Hatch who?
Gesundheit!
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