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How do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.
2446 votes · ·
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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How has the price of opinions remained $0.02 over the years even after inflation?
678 votes · ·
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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A horse, a dog and a fish walk into a bar.
The fish suffocates.
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How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleTON!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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What do you call a computer that sings?
Adell!
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What did the perverted frog say?
"Rubbit"
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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