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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.
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What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
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How did the magician get chocolate on his shirt?
He had some Twix up his sleeve!
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What’s a dog’s favorite band?
Styx!
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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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I'm not saying that cosmetic surgery cured my depression…
But it definitely put a smile on my face.
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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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