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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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Why does a dog lick his nuts?
Because he can!
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A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch.
He picks it up and throws it across the street. A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch. The snail looks up and says, "What the fuck was *that* all about!?"
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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What's worse than Friday the 13th?
Monday the whatever.
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile!
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said, "No, but I've seen him play golf!"
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