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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?
Because there might be an Italian dressing!
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?KGB.KGB wh—*[slap]*
Ve vill be asking the qvestions!
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What do we want?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWwwwwww…
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Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!
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What time do you go to the dentists?
Whatever time they book you in.
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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEE🎶
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?
I can't breathe!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Voodoo.Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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