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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
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What's white and annoying at breakfast?
An avalanche!
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What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Irrelevant.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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A three legged dog walks into a bar and says,
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
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I often tell Dad jokes.
Sometimes, he even laughs!
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?
HDMI!
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I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They're so full of themselves!
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Why did the snowman have a smiley face?
Because he heard the snowblower was coming!
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A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him: "You need to stop masturbating."
"Why?" the man asks. The doctor replies: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hatch.Hatch who?
Gesundheit!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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