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What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. The Extra Testicle!
2574 votes · ·
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
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A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.
The doc takes one look and he says: "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here." The guy responds: "this is just the tip of the iceberg."
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hike.Hike who?
I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry!
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
3504 votes · ·
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How did the magician get chocolate on his shirt?
He had some Twix up his sleeve!
2 votes · ·
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At any given moment, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only just a whim away…
A whim away. A whim away.
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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?
Because there might be an Italian dressing!
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What's the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle!
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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Shopping centers are boring.
If you've seen one, you've seen the mall!
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