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A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
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Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
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I broke my arm in two places, you know what the doctor said?
Stay out of those places!
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
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What do we want?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWwwwwww…
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
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