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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNGGGgggg
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis
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What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram!
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Yes. How did you manage to get his little legs open?
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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