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Knock knock.
Who's there?Day-jav.Day-jav who? (Déjà vu)
Knock knock...
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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Why was three afraid of two?
Because he killed every one!
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo".
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
Soup or cauliflower fish sticks, eggs, peas… all delicious!
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