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An inebriated dwarf stumbles into a bar.
Dwarf: Hey, barkeep, a pint of beer pease. Bartender: Sorry mate, I cant serve you. Dwarf: Why not? Bartender: Because you're a little drunk!
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What's colourful and smart?
A brainbow!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
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Doctor: “Sir, your test results show that your DNA is backwards.”
Patient: “AND?!”
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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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What is blue and not heavy at all?
Light blue!
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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How did the frog die?
He Kermit suicide!
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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