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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
2100 votes · ·
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!
1 vote · ·
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Why don't dinosaurs talk?
Because they're dead.
2927 votes · ·
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
2411 votes · ·
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I miss my umbilical cord.
I grew attached to it.
1814 votes · ·
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
2540 votes · ·
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
3410 votes · ·
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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Why did princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
4333 votes · ·
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How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
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Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
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What did the 85-year-old say to a woman at a senior’s dance?
So, do I come here often?
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