Good Bad Jokes — The Funniest Bad Jokes, Curated by Real Humans

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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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