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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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I was walking my dog through a graveyard this morning and waved at the groundskeeper. "Morning!" he called.
"No mate", I replied. "Just walking the dog."
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What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!
When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww…
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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How do you catch a bra?
With a booby trap!
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Doctor, Doctor, I'm shrinking!
I'm sorry sir, you'll have to be a little patient.
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
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What is a duck's favourite drug?
Quack!
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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother...
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How does the solar system hold up its pants?
With an asteroid belt.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
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