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What's colourful and smart?
A brainbow!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Art.Art who?
R2-D2, of course!
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No *you're* a poo!
2483 votes · ·
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Yes. How did you manage to get his little legs open?
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
2540 votes · ·
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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
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What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?
I don't wanna be Obama-self!
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What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
Twerkey!
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Why did the snowman have a smiley face?
Because he heard the snowblower was coming!
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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
Sparky!
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