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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and can't feel fear.
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off.
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What did the doe say coming out of the woods?
Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!
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Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally!
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?
Thanks for the mammaries!
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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At any given moment, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only just a whim away…
A whim away. A whim away.
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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running from the ball!
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If you die before someone else, does that mean you've beaten them to death?
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