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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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What do rappers use in their laundry?
Bleeee-otch!
3435 votes · ·
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Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call someone with 6 eyes, 2 mouths and 3 ears?
Ugly!
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out!
3337 votes · ·
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Customer: "Waiter, my soup is cold."
Waiter: "It's Gazpacho, sir. Gazpacho, my soup is cold."
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What’s a dog’s favorite band?
Styx!
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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
3253 votes · ·
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1, 2, and 3 walk into a bar. 2 asks for a drink.
"You're mean," says the bartender.
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How do you catch a bra?
With a booby trap!
2455 votes · ·
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So my wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but it turns out she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.
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What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?
A branch manager!
2007 votes · ·
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A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
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What's Helen Keller's favourite colour?
Velcro.
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