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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time!
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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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Always trust people who like big butts.
They cannot lie.
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they were married?
Feyoncé!
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Do your socks have holes in them?
No. Then how'd you get your feet in them?
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What do you do when your shoes get holes in them?
Reboot!
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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