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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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What do we want?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWwwwwww…
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So a seal walks into a club...
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Voodoo.Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a job.
The bartender says "A talking dog! You should be in the circus!" The dog says "Why would a circus need a bartender?"
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What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?
I can't breathe!
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What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?
Someday my prints will come…
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I swallowed a bunch of synonyms today.
I got thesaurus throat I've ever had!
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One day the Canadians will take over the world…
Then you'll all be sorry!
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What do you call a cop in bed?
A pig in a blanket!
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What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
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How did the magician get chocolate on his shirt?
He had some Twix up his sleeve!
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