Good Bad Jokes — The Funniest Bad Jokes, Curated by Real Humans

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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Why was three afraid of two?
Because he killed every one!
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Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
Because William Shatner!
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"?
No? That's because it hasn't come out yet...
2217 votes ·
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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile!
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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How do you catch a bra?
With a booby trap!
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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