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What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?
His korea is over!
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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christoper Walken
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bale!
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Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football?
Because it's a contact sport!
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home!
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?KGB.KGB wh—*[slap]*
Ve vill be asking the qvestions!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Snow balls!
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Why don't mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?
Because they know it's just another irrational fear!
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What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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