Good Bad Jokes — The Funniest Bad Jokes, Curated by Real Humans

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What did the doe say coming out of the woods?
Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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Who's the king of the classroom?
The Ruler!
2009 votes ·
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? I'm a pile up. I'm a pile up who? ...💩
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to be smoking!
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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEE🎶
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Why did the snowman have a smiley face?
Because he heard the snowblower was coming!
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Why do ghosts love elevators?
Because they lift their spirits!
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A horse, a dog and a fish walk into a bar.
The fish suffocates.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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Why don't blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares their dogs too much.
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Why did the blind man fall In the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
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