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How many ears does Spock have?
3. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!
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What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
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I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…
Luckily only one crow showed up!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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What's colourful and smart?
A brainbow!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?
Nobody knows!
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
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