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What did the shoes say to the pants?
SUP, BRITCHES!
1941 votes · ·
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What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
2 votes · ·
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What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A sheep!
2079 votes · ·
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Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!" One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"
2207 votes · ·
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
785 votes · ·
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What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
2270 votes · ·
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Voodoo.Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? I'm a pile up. I'm a pile up who? ...💩
2677 votes · ·
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A woman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "what'll it be?" to which she replies, "I'll have a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
1 vote · ·
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
2007 votes · ·
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Doctor, Doctor, I'm shrinking!
I'm sorry sir, you'll have to be a little patient.
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?
Just the people who are in charge of that decision.
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