495 of The Most Divisive Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
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Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense!
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo Drizzle
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christoper Walken
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Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!" One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
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