495 of The Most Divisive Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
768 votes · ·
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
784 votes · ·
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
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How does Harry Potter go down the hill?
Walking. JK, rolling!
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting zoo!
741 votes · ·
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
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How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleTON!
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
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Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
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What's so special about bullets?
They're the only things that do their job after they're fired!
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How has the price of opinions remained $0.02 over the years even after inflation?
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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