507 of The Most Divisive Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
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What's Helen Keller's favourite colour?
Velcro.
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Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
Twerkey!
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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How do you catch a bra?
With a booby trap!
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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My grandad has the heart of a lion…
…and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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How do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
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What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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