504 of The Most Divisive Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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Why was three afraid of two?
Because he killed every one!
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Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Yes. How did you manage to get his little legs open?
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
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How did the Scotsman find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying!
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How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him: "You need to stop masturbating."
"Why?" the man asks. The doctor replies: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
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